TOP 10 MOST AWKWARD THINGS THAT MEN CAN DO:
10.Touch another man's hand outside of the handshake parameters.
9.Getting caught trying not to get caught looking at cleavage.
8.Using a phrase you have no business using. Example(white guy using the term “off the hook” or a old guy saying “I'm down with that”)
7.Having to drop a deuce in a bathroom stall with no doors. I have seen many a freshman football player lose his nerve over this one.
6.Get mad at another guy for ditching him to hang out with someone else. This just reeks of girlfriend behavior.
5.Standing face to face with another man in a crowded elevator.
4. Having another man give you the crotch on his way past you down the aisle on a airplane or at a ball game. Men should always give the ass in this situation, it's just common sense.
3.Getting caught up in the moment and admitting to something you shouldn't. (Example, you and some guys are just kicking around Dockers style and talking about all the ugly girls you've dated in your life when someone blurts out having slept with the 300 lbs bartender with one leg and immediately kills the good time for all.)
2.While at the urinal inadvertently catch a view of another man's fruit bowl.
1. Far and away the most awkward thing any man can do...........DANCE. No man ever looks good dancing and should never be attempted unless properly drunk.
10.Touch another man's hand outside of the handshake parameters.
9.Getting caught trying not to get caught looking at cleavage.
8.Using a phrase you have no business using. Example(white guy using the term “off the hook” or a old guy saying “I'm down with that”)
7.Having to drop a deuce in a bathroom stall with no doors. I have seen many a freshman football player lose his nerve over this one.
6.Get mad at another guy for ditching him to hang out with someone else. This just reeks of girlfriend behavior.
5.Standing face to face with another man in a crowded elevator.
4. Having another man give you the crotch on his way past you down the aisle on a airplane or at a ball game. Men should always give the ass in this situation, it's just common sense.
3.Getting caught up in the moment and admitting to something you shouldn't. (Example, you and some guys are just kicking around Dockers style and talking about all the ugly girls you've dated in your life when someone blurts out having slept with the 300 lbs bartender with one leg and immediately kills the good time for all.)
2.While at the urinal inadvertently catch a view of another man's fruit bowl.
1. Far and away the most awkward thing any man can do...........DANCE. No man ever looks good dancing and should never be attempted unless properly drunk.
