Please, someone stop doing this already. It's ugly and it's repulsive.
I mean, it's just getting out of hand. It's been done this season at least a few times, and it has never worked out well. I don't know who told who to actually wear these uniforms for tonight's West Virginia football game. I bet someone lost a bet somewhere, and this was their punishment. Still, this person should be beat with a shoe until unconscious. Or until they're colorblind and don't have the ability to actually pick out a uniform that is ALL yellow.
It's highly annoying and the sad thing is that more than one team has done it this year. All the teams should be voted down one full rank for doing this yellow-uniform business. That's right Oregon, you are now #4 in the country, and West Virginia, you are now #8. This is what you get for dressing like Mary Poppins for football games.
I just don't get the thought process when someone thinks this up. Actually, who in the bloody hell makes this kind of decision anyway. Does someone say "Hmm, I think we'll go with the uniforms that make the guys look like a big bushel of bananas. That will be really intimidating when we run onto the field I think." Or maybe it goes more like "Hey, I am thinkin we should do a Powder Puff theme for today's game, and dress the guys so they look like a bunch of women."
There really should be some sort of vote for something like this. So that maybe, common sense rules out.
On second thought, they just need to have every team check with me. I need to be in charge of it all. So that this sort of thing doesn't happen again.
It's late now people, so I'll see you all tomorrow.
