
Every time you're getting your picture taken and need to smile, you can imagine Les Miles trying to figure out how the BCS works. (I honestly thought about this over Thanksgiving to make myself not have one of those fake smiles in all the family pictures.)
Sample dialogue:
Les: "Wait, wait, go over that one again."
BCS tutor: "This is called a quartile, Les."
Les: "Quart of oil?"
BCS tutor: "No." Sigh. "Remember, the BCS doesn't have anything to do with trucks, Les."
I totally tried thinking of this, as if I was posing for a picture and didn't want to have the fake smile...and it works like a charm people.