Well, folks, it's been too long.
And so I am back. You don't have to be afraid any longer. We're alive and well, and ready to start blogging again. And we're gonna start posting double time here real soon.
To be completely honest, my computer has been locked on the recently released SI Swimwuit Edition photos website. That's why its been like a week since my last real post. So here's what's been happening in my crazy, poor man's world.
1. I am really really poor. People, I have almost hit rock bottom. Each day I've been waking up being approximately 7 bucks away from being on the streets. Or less. Seriously, guys. When I originally laid off, I pictured this whole "get-on-unemployment-and-go-to-school-for-a-while" thing would go a whole lot smoother.
But it hasn't. I am almost ashamed to admit that I actually was denied for unemployment! Yeah, I know....pretty unheard of huh? Not to aggrandize myself above anyone else or anything, but there a like 40,000 f-ing poor people who sit home on their hind ends "looking for a job", who get on unemployment just like that. And then I come along, a guy who really could benefit from it, and can't get a look.
So I am out of options, except to "appeal" the ruling. But I don't see that going very well. If anyone knows of any side jobs that need to be done, please call me. My phone is always on, please call me. I'm getting desperate now. I know it sounds like paradise, but having only -$3.13 in my bank account ain't too pretty. It doesn't work so well.
So to sum that last whole part up....I no longer have any dignity.
2. I am getting sick of school. And I am so close to getting my associates degree. I almost can't take it anymore though. School is for fools!! I should have just learned to sell drugs straight out of high school, seriously. I hate to complain, but it's killing me people. I would gladly rather be working a full time job right now. I mean, at the end of the day, who needs school, really? Email me with any answers cuz I don't think there are any.
Besides not being able to pay for a lick of school (see paragraphs above), I don't get how some of my professors operate. I am taking 14 credits I think. Now I'm not crying and saying that 14 credits is a lot by any means, so don't get me wrong. The problem, I think, is that every one of my teachers is under the false and unrealistic assumption that I am, in fact, only taking one class (not four), and that one class is their class.
Don't they know that I have other classes to devote every waking hour to?? Don't they know that every other teacher I have, just like them, is assigning the 2 page paper after every class session?? Sadly, I don't think any of this is registering with any of my teachers.
3. I have a new blog. Actually I should say it's another blog. You can find it over at The Way I See It, and it's going to be pretty cool. It's all about my life as a Mormon, stuff about the church and some of the more spiritual thoughts from time to time. It won't be as entertaining as this page, but it will be a good outlet for me. I am a man of many deep thoughts, and I must have a place to put these deep thoughts (haha) into words, right? So check it out, bookmark it, show it to your mom. You'll love it.
So that's all I got for you people right now. More to come, as always.
