Yes, the "busting" of my bracket has already happened. Done. Over. Finished. This one's in the books. That's all she wrote. As the Italians might say "finito." As the Spanish might say, "adios muchacho", or as Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach might say, my bracket is "dunzo." Folks, I'm done with the tourney.
After one freaking day of games. Yeah, I know....crazy huh? This is why I hate the NCAA tourney. I absolutely despise it. One year, I'll pick mostly favorites and all the "cinderella" teams win. The next year, I'll pick all the "cinderellas" and all the favorites will dominate. So this year, I mixed a little of both of the two strategies. And what happens? I STILL can't get it right.
So as of today, I am no longer checking my bracket. If I had a print out of my bracket, it would have been ripped to shreds and tossed last night.
You know, they say this tournament is so "awesome" because there are so many "cool" upsets and the little guys get a chance to knock off the big, bad, ugly, mean, powerhouse teams. Well you know what I say to that? I say screw the little guy. Yeah, screw em. I hope all of their "little guy" basketball programs go bankrupt after this season.
Despite the ultimate failure I've experienced in the first round alone, I suppose there still is a small, microscopic chance of guessing all the final four teams correctly. Or something crazy like that. But lets be honest, I'm not banking on it. Sadly, I've already lost interest in the games. I'm afraid it is too late to save me folks.
But don't feel too bad, I'm doing alright. I spent the morning Googling pictures of Cheryl Cole, so I feel much better. Guys--she has got to be one of the hottest women on the planet, right?
Here, a little sample for you. Enjoy. I know she has made my day a whole lot better.
So as of today, I am no longer checking my bracket. If I had a print out of my bracket, it would have been ripped to shreds and tossed last night.
You know, they say this tournament is so "awesome" because there are so many "cool" upsets and the little guys get a chance to knock off the big, bad, ugly, mean, powerhouse teams. Well you know what I say to that? I say screw the little guy. Yeah, screw em. I hope all of their "little guy" basketball programs go bankrupt after this season.
Despite the ultimate failure I've experienced in the first round alone, I suppose there still is a small, microscopic chance of guessing all the final four teams correctly. Or something crazy like that. But lets be honest, I'm not banking on it. Sadly, I've already lost interest in the games. I'm afraid it is too late to save me folks.
But don't feel too bad, I'm doing alright. I spent the morning Googling pictures of Cheryl Cole, so I feel much better. Guys--she has got to be one of the hottest women on the planet, right?
Here, a little sample for you. Enjoy. I know she has made my day a whole lot better.
**This post from the Life of Drew would like to thank the following teams for sucking more than any sucks have ever sucked before: USC, Drake, Kentucky, St. Marys, BYU, and Arizona. You all sure helped me out these past couple of days. May your school basketball program budgets all somehow disappear or get stolen, so you can never enter the tournament again.**
