Well it may not be wet and soggy where you are, but it sure is here in the greater Portland metro area. Usually I don't mind the constant rain and stuff, but I was hoping to get out on the driving range a little bit today.
"But Andrew, you don't golf, nor have you ever really tried." Yes, this is very true. I am horrible at golf. I have been to the driving range no more than three times in the last 4 years, and haven't witnessed a ball being hit in a straight line in all that time. But I have thought this out and I have a plan. See, for the past couple of days, I've been drinking a crap load of the new Gatorade Tiger and I think I can feel my golf skill level going up already. I can literally feel it in my veins, people. So I'm gonna get out there and show it off. I'm thinking that if I keep drinking this Gatorade Tiger stuff, it's going to work wonders.
So there you go people. Have a good and safe weekend. Catch you all on the flipside.
**Oh and I don't care if Mariah is "married" now or whatever (how long do marriages really last in Hollywood anyway?), I will still love her as I always have. Hence, the pic to kick off Memorial Day weekend.
