Thursday, August 7, 2008

Our Nation Rejoices Collectively: ESPN Can Finally Shut Up About Brett Favre

Don't get me wrong, I like Brett Favre.  I really do.  But Brett, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.  Enough already.  Couldn't you have worked most of this mess out say, I don't know, 20 days ago??

That's pretty much all I have to say actually. I like Favre, but wouldn't say I'm a 'fan' of Brett Favre.  I still don't get why he didn't just stay the hell home and collect millions upon millions of dollars.  What could possibly be wrong with that deal, huh Brett?  I get the fact that you might get bored just sitting around at home.  I get feeling like that every couple days or so, being unemployed and what not.

But here's the thing.  Sure, sitting at home and doing nothing can get pretty old.  But, sitting at home and doing nothing and being filthy rich?  Waaaaaaaay different.  Way, way different story.

So in the spirit of closure, Brett you are frickin crazy and you couldn't have picked a more annoying, stupid team to come back to play for than the stupid, stupid Jets.