Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Chip Kelly Wins AP Coach Of The Year Award

And he only won Coach of the Year because they don't have an award yet called the AP Red Ass of the Year award.  But when they do, I'll be the first one hittin' the road to Vegas and placing a bet on Ol' Chippie for that award.

He beat out Auburn's Gene Chizik and Stanford's Jim Harbaugh.  And it's the fourth Coach of the Year award that ol' Chippie has won this year.  And I then ask why in the sam hell do they give out FOUR Coach of the Year awards?  Wow, that makes is really special, if potentially four different coaches can win the thing.  What sense does that make? 

The only other reason I posted this picture, is that Chip Kelly is actually smiling.  It's close to a miracle, folks.  It's probably because he just had some smart-ass comment for a reporter, where he furthered his dominance of red ass-ery.  But still, he smiled at least once.

Or maybe it's the $25,000 bucks he's getting for winning the award.  That could have something to do with it, I suppose.