Monday, December 20, 2010

Model Jessica Hart's Message To All The Average Joes: Don't Talk To Me, Loser


It seems like everytime a "hot chick" is interviewed, something like this happens.  The "hot chick" is asked a variation of a question like "so what do you look for in a guy?"  Said "hot chick" will usually respond with something like "oh, you know, charming, caring, sensitive, (insert your own cliche here) a guy who's down to earth and normal."

I always have a little chuckle to myself when I read things like this.  Because, ya know, it's total bullsh*t.  I don't know why they even get asked the question, because it's always a must-lie situation for the chick.  Most of the time, when doing an interview, said "hot chick" wants to just come across normal, and cool and likeable.  That's why they never tell the truth.

Well one supermodel has finally told the truth.  Meet Australian model Jessica Hart.

She did an interview with the website Popeater.com, and here are some of the highlights.
Also, Jessica has some hard truths to deliver for all you regular Joe's out there in the event you spot her or another model at a bar and want to make a move.

"Don't," she warns. "If you see me, or another model, in a bar wait until you are spoken too before you speak. If we are interested in you we will make the first move."
Looks like her manager has come out and apologized, claiming that Hart was only "joking" and "having fun", but c'mon we all know that there's always a little bit of truth in every joke. 

So remember fellas, when trying to make a move on your run-of-the-mill, gap-toothed, Australian model, just sit quietly and hope that she starts talking to you.  Because, you know, that's how she rolls.

[ Popeater ]