Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Well, This Guy Didn't Take Very Long To Find

Well they got him.  Oregon State police arrested 20 year old Joshua Britton, who hails from that magical land of Beaverton, Oregon.  He was arrested, booked and released last night down in Benton County.  I was surprised at how quickly they tracked him down, but when your face is plastered all over every nightly newscast in the state of Oregon, I suppose your chances of flying under the radar are pretty slim.

In the overall sense, let this be a lesson to Duck fans and any team's fans for that matter.  The human race tends to be pretty civilized these days, or at least most everyone tries to be.  Doing stupid stuff like this, is not the best example of what civilized people do.  (I also understand that when talking about being civilized, I'm making huge assumptions about human beings in general.  But still...)

And a word of advice for you, Mr. Britton.  Next time you're in a similar moment of pure joy and that requires you to do something that is considered semi-riotous and definitely illegal in a large crowd of people, make sure there aren't, like, 100 people taking your picture, maaaaannnn.  Think, McFly, think.

Finally, the funniest part of this whole story is that he was wearing a LeGarrette Blount jersey!  How funny is that?  It would have been much more fitting if he would have lit that t-shirt on fire and then punched someone in the face, right?