Ok I give up Myspace. You win buddy. I am small and tiny, you are huge and overpowering. You kicked the crap outta Danny Devito and now you're killin me here. There must be something mystical about you, because I keep coming back. You're like a new addiction for me. Something like a new drug maybe. It's the same reason I keep tuning in to watch the Real World (insert random city here) over and over and over again, even though it's always the same hot steaming pile of feces in TV form.
So I get online tonight to check any messages from any hotties who wanna hook up with me, and I see it says "New Friend Request." Now I am on Myspace primarily to keep in touch with friends that I don't see very much or old friends from high school. Some days I really don't know why I am still on it, to be perfectly honest. So back to the friend request. I click on it to see who of my friends and acquaintances wants to be added to my super cool list of amigos.
Her name was Scarletta Lynn. Small problem: I don't know anyone named Scarletta Lynn. I also got a friend request the other day, and that girl's name was Viola. Another small problem: I don't know anyone named Viola. Nor have I ever in my life known anyone with these names. I mean, do (normal) people even name their kids anything close to Viola or freaking Scarletta Lynn?!? Ummm no. This would never happen. Do you even know what a viola is? Never mind. So of course these are fake profiles or whatever, and so I "mark them as spam." Problem is, they never ever go away. Isn't this kind of stuff what Tom is there to take care of? Tom's pissin me off.
This crap is what drove me crazy enough to cancel my profile the first time and leave. Yes, I know I don't HAVE to have a Myspace page. I might be leaving again soon. But damn people, I am trying to maintain some really good friendships here. And I should be able to do that without chicks named Hennessey or Tigress or "some other random girl with the camera pointing directly down her low cut top" showing me pics of them trying to be all seductive and what not. It'd help if Tom would get off his arse once in a while and help me out. If the maintain-er of the site would maintain the site once in a while, that'd be great. Anyway, unfortunately that is all I have on my mind right now. It's late and I am going to bed.
Ohhhh, and the pic I posted above doesn't really have anything to do with Myspace, deal with it. Well on second thought, if any of those girls that are dancing in the pic happen to read this post and have Myspace, go ahead and hit me up. Knowing my luck, one of them is named Viola and she already tried to be my friend. Oh the irony...
