Thursday, December 27, 2007

Yes, It's Been About Four Days and I'm Still Bitter

And to help me deal with the pain and disappointment, I want to expose just how bad my team performed this past week to you, my readers. Maybe in some strange way, it will help vindicate the way I'm feeling. Who knows. But I had some of the hottest players in the league, and they all took a big dump on the same exact week. Read it and weep.

QB: Carson Palmer -- 11.75 (33.71)
QB: Tom Brady -- 32.35 (47.91)

RB: Ernest Graham -- 3.20 (14.46)
RB: Thomas Jones -- 6.30 (10.63)
RB: Jamal Lewis -- 13.40 (17.69)

WR: Santonio Holmes -- 14.00 (9.30)
WR: Bobby Engram -- 7.90 (9.79)
WR: Greg Jennings -- 4.20 (9.09)
TE: Tony Scheffler -- 4.70 (5.03)

K: Mason Crosby -- 1.00 (7.12)

DEF: Arizona -- 4.00 (10.22)
D: DeMeco Ryans -- 2.00 (7.41)
D: Michael Boley -- 2.00 (5.82)
D: DJ Williams -- 11.00 (5.41)
D: Gary Brackett -- 2.50 (7.82)

Overall Points: 120.30 (Projected 201.41)

Players who held up their end of the deal: DJ Williams, Santonio Holmes
Players who didn't hold up their end of the deal: Brackett, Boley, Ryans, Arizona defense, Crosby, Scheffler, Engram, Jennings, Lewis, Graham, Jones, Brady and Palmer.

I really don't know why I just posted all the point totals for you people. I don't think anyone except me cares. But still, I am just trying to find some closure I suppose. Bear with me folks, this sadness should end soon.