Sunday, January 9, 2011

Miami 107, Portland 100 In Overtime

How to be an a**hole 101
Damn, the Blazers were so freaking close in this one.  I was ready to bail on the game if it got ugly early (I am truly dedicated, I know), but they hung in there and probably should have won the game.

I have a question though.  Does LeBron get more and more douche-y with each game he plays?  I think so.  He's more of an asshat now than ever.  For one, his whole chalk powder throw-in-the-air routine is a total ripoff of Michael Jordan and he's just trying too hard with it.  You look like a horse's ass when you do it LeBron.  And his teammates probably get pissed watching him do it by now too.

When he was in Cleveland and he was the only star on the team, sure he could do whatever he wanted and no one could talk back.  But really Dwyane Wade, you're going to take that from him?

I also noticed that LeBron is sort of a human d-bag finder.  Especially when he plays on the road.  I noticed several times after LeBron would score and at the end when he hit that 3-pointer, it was like roll call for all the douchebags in the crowd.  They would all stand up in unison when LeBron scored.  Very, very convenient if you're trying to avoid them in large crowds, like I try to do.

And then, about the 3 pointer that he hit to put the nail in Portland's coffin?  Yeah, great shot and all.  Gotta give it up to him on that one.  Too bad he can't hit that shot in a game that really matters, huh?  Like say, the playoffs against Boston or something?  Just sayin.

Why don't you go and win something and then get back to me LeBron.